Monday, August 13, 2007

Searching for love in all the wrong places........

Desperate for LOVE…….


A woman that I know is desperately looking for love…..so much so that she is hooking up with the soldiers on the military base that she works at. I told her to take it slow because military men can be DIFFERENT. She won’t listen. Ok I should give you some background….up until about a month ago she hadn’t been with a man in 5 years…..that’s right you read that right 5 years…..neways…..

The first encounter *after her celibacy…I mean that’s what it was* was with a HOT Dominican…..he told her all the things that she was missing…..Your beautiful…..I want to kiss you from your hair follicles to your toenails…..yeah the whole nine……he obviously saw the desperation in her eyes because his ass was bold enough to ask to spend the night with her *yeah in her bed all night long & waking up to birds chirping*

so she obliged him……and she had some mind blowing, backbreaking, steamy sex with dude who was due to leave for Atlanta in 2 days……Now what she expected next is beyond me…..he never called again…..and she asked me WHY?

I WAS LIKE HUH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? HE WAS LOOKING FOR A HITER QUITER & YOU WERE IT……no really I was like I told you not to make him your first experience after not having someone for so long…..I mean its human nature to get caught up in the moment so why even put yourself through that…….well now she is sexing every pretty young thing in sight……trying to find that one to rock her world like ole boy……

Crap like this is why I only have a handful of female friends…..

My motto “Don’t piss on my leg and tell me its raining.”

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